"Oh the horror" can't begin to do it justice. Why is all I can ask - why?!?? Scary. Period. Stitchy McYarnpants is to blame for this, btw. And if you want more of it then be my guest. But don't blame me for the nightmares...or the strange urge to either knit or put your eyes out. I will accept thanks in the form of monetary donations or comments. That is all.