Wednesday, November 29, 2006




"Oh the horror" can't begin to do it justice. Why is all I can ask - why?!?? Scary. Period. Stitchy McYarnpants is to blame for this, btw. And if you want more of it then be my guest. But don't blame me for the nightmares...or the strange urge to either knit or put your eyes out. I will accept thanks in the form of monetary donations or comments. That is all.

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

I missed our anniversary, blog. I guess maybe you noticed that, huh?

I'm sorry - I promise to make it up to you next year, baby! It'll be big, it'll be fantastic! With streamers and a retrospective and lots of presents! A cake! I promise. *sigh*

I'm sorry, blog. I probably shouldn't write checks I'm not sure I can cash. Knowing me, I'll probably just get busy and distracted and forget all about our anniversary again... You know, I did have plans. I was gonna do this whole big thing where I went through and detailed how our lives have changed in the past year - together and for the better. But then I wasn't really feeling all that optimistic, so I scrapped it. Then I was going to do a Halloween special, since we both love Halloween and it is a pretty significant time of the year considering that's when we started counting our visitors. Yeah? I know you remember that :). But I didn't have any pumpkin carving pictures from the Anthro Club meeting this year, like last year, and I thought that would just be a really sorry let down in comparison. So, then I thought that I could pull it out of the hat and post some of our favorite scary stories before it turned November 1st. Of course, I couldn't find the one I was looking for and I just sort of gave up...

Can you forgive me, blog? In all my procrastinating, sad-sack, mood-swinging, neglectful, hurting ways, blog? Please?

You'll think about it? Okay. I'll give you some time, some space. *sniff* Bye *strangledsobsniff*