Been a year. Almost. *tumbleweeds* I've been kicking it on twitter and tumblr. Get the kind of attention there that an attention whore like myself needs. You just weren't right for me, Blog. We just never *clicked* ... ya know? I guess, I'm saying goodbye. So. Goodbye. In the most cliched way possible:

"So long
Farewell
Auf Wiedersehen
Goodnight

I hate to go
and leave this pretty sight

So long
Farewell
Auf Wiedersehen
Adieu

Adieu, adieu
To you and you and you"

Etc.