My boss was kind enough to give a Men of the Islands 2010 Calendar. I was the last person to be asked if I wanted it and the first to say yes. I'll never call in sick again.

Highlights!:

Isn't the contrast stunning? The play of light and shadow, the...weird skin tones, ...ahhhh...

Doing his part for LNS (Limp Nipple Syndrome) sufferers everywhere.

Such exquisite posing!! The, um, creativity!

...There you have it. Your preview. I'm sure you're rushing to the store right now to buy it. Aren't you glad you pay attention to the goings on here? You lucky bastards.